Who loves filling up their gas tank? No one.

Who loves getting less than 30 miles per gallon on the highway? No one.

What is better than a car that sounds like a lightsaber when it accelerates, and flies through traffic with economically efficient ease? Nothing.

However, not just any car will do. This one comes with heart. It comes with a barely broken-in driver’s seat that holds your tush in a way that feels like coming home.

But you deserve the best, don’t you? I’m sure you do.

If you do, start your paperwork for the 2010 Honda Civic Hybrid- Piper.